The Belladonna: Airbnb Review of Twin Peaks’ “Red Room"
Though I watched every second of it, the Twin Peaks reboot had me yelling at the TV often, so I vented with humor.
The essay begins:
The room really is red, so I guess that’s accurate. And calling this “a getaway like no other” is also technically true, but lots of important details were left out of this listing.
For starters, there’s no bathroom, kitchen, or bedroom. Definitely no Wi-Fi. I know this was listed as a “shared room,” but I expected like one or two people at most. You want the tally? A giant, a little guy, a blonde girl who only stared and whispered, a one-armed man who kept yelling MY NAME IS MIKE (we get it, buddy), and a long-haired guy that never stopped villain laughing popped in and out of the room all night long. If you want privacy, this isn’t the place for you. Bring pepper spray…”
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